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Willkommen auf der brandneuen 'Nerd-Witz der Woche Seite' (englisch und deutsch).
Vielleicht denken Sie: 'Was soll das denn?' - Aber hey, ohne Spaß ist das Leben nicht lustig ;)

I would like to tell you a chemistry joke, but unfortunately all the good ones argon.

I read a book on anti-gravity. I could not put it down.

What did E.T.'s mother say to him, when he got home?
Where on Earth have you been?!

A Roman soldier walked into a bar. He held up two fingers and said to the bartender: 'Five beers please.'

What did the cell say to his sister, when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis!

Descartes walks into a bar. Barkeeper says: 'Hey mate, want a beer?'
Descartes says: 'I think not' and ceases to exist.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

Newton, Pascal and Bohr were playing hide and seek. It was Bohr's turn and he closed his eyes and started to count. Pascal ran to hide behind a tree, but Newton just stood, draw a square around him instead of running away. When Bohr opened his eyes, he saw Newton and said: 'No big fun, if you don't hide Newton!' But Newton replied: 'Wrong, I am not Newton, A am 1 Newton per square meter - I am Pascal :)'

A photon is checking in at the airport. The stewardess asks: 'No luggage?'.
And the photon replies: 'No, I am travelling light.'

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